(Intro - spoken, fast)

Yo! Check the mic, one-two-three!

Seven years old, and I'm totally free!

R-O-L-A-N, drop the beat, let it begin—

My brother Herman's about to jump in!

(Verse 1 - rap flow)

Wake up in the morning, what I see?

Pizza box waiting, that's for me!

Pepperoni, cheese, I take a bite,

Wash it down with cola—dyn-o-mite!

Ice cream dripping, chocolate cone,

I eat it fast, I'm in my zone.

But wait, there's more, don't you know,

My ginger cat puts on a show!

Simba purrs, he rubs my feet,

Best red cat you'll ever meet!

(Chorus - sung, melodic rap)

Roland, Roland, that's my name,