Verse 1: Male

I checked the case, I checked the stand

I checked the corner by the band

The little clip is sitting there

But my microphone has vanished in thin air

Verse 2: Female

Look by the cables, look by the chair

I saw you set it down somewhere

You checked your jacket, checked your shoes

Now tell me, what have you got to lose?

Pre-Chorus: Male and Female

One says left, one says right

We’ll track it down before tonight

Chorus: Male and Female

Where did my microphone go?

We searched the room from high to low

Where did my microphone hide?