Intro: Spoken Word, Carnival Calliope

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls

Step right up, don't be shy

The gates are open, the show is nigh

Welcome to the greatest show on earth

Verse 1: Male Voice, Smooth and Sarcastic

The rain has stopped, the sky is clear

I've been waiting for you all to appear

My trusty umbrella, it opened wide

And now there's nowhere left to hide

I see the fear behind your eyes

Such a delightful, sweet surprise

You came for fun, you came for thrills

But this park delivers only kills

Pre-Chorus: Male Voice, Building