(Verse 1)

Old databases are crashing to zero

Oracle's crying, MS SQL's in pain

Terabytes hanging heavy on shoulders

Business won't sleep — this isn't a game

They promised us soft landings, different pillows

But a Russian lighthouse stands in the rain

(Chorus)

O.K.E.A.N. — it has come here to stay

Hundreds of servers — that's not just a game

Zero data loss, eight seconds — you're alive

70% compression — what a delight

Geo-redundancy, SQL — what a delight

And a scale that will win any storm or fight

(Verse 2)

Time-travel queries — look back at '22

Transactions and analytics flowing in your blood

No need for two separate systems anymore